Unknown
apologies 😅my name is Oliver Aiku however i'm not texting on my phone rny/n
OHHH
i recognise your name
not to be rude but u look like a middle aged man 😧Unknown
Ouch....
out of the goodness in my heart i'll let that slide 🤨y/n
I thank thy for forgiving such impure sinner as myself 🙏🏻Unknown
wow ... i can smell the sarcasm through the screen
oh right lemme write up my number for you so u can save it ### ### ###y/n
sure thing buddy but how do u even know me😨😨😨
and why would u be texting me on a phone that's not urs did u steal it from someone 🤨
sus af‼️Unknown
oh mb! my phone died and i'm currently charging it and waiting for it to turn on and i heard about u from Shidou actuallyy/n
that zesty homosexual was defo chatting shit about me 👎🏻Unknown
surprisingly not
he was just upset about not being able to take gf spot no4
oh right forgot that the owner of this phone is kinda interested in uy/n
and who would that person be 😧Unknown
Itoshi Saey/n
HAHAHAHA
good one bro
april fools was a month ago...
‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️Unknown
i'll send proof laterzy/n
bet
imma save both number just a secSaved new contact Sae
Saved new contact
AikuSae
Oh crap Sae is back i'll txt u on my phone y/n~y/n
bet4am • Sae
Sae
who's this?y/n
Santa Claus
hoe hoe hoe 😋Sae
not funnyy/n
L take skill issue fr
mb tho u see u got this thing called eyes right ? use them to read and we also got this thing called back-reading u can swipe back and see previous chats 😨 technology is ahead of ur time for sureSae
K?y/n
LMNOP
damm bbg didn't know u wanted help with alphabet ☹️Sae
did i ask?y/n
idc4:25am•Aiku
y/n
take sae out of my dms he's more dry than a desertAiku
Oh wow
you two get along so well😋y/n
u rly need glasses don't u?🙏🏻Aiku
r u suggesting something ?y/n
ME?
omg ofc not🤭Aiku
foul play but ur funny1 new message from Sae
Sae
hey ..sorry for being rude earliery/n
all good dwSae
u play for Bastard Munchen right ?y/n
do u live in my walls or smth?Sae
i mean👀y/n
AYO‼️‼️‼️Sae
nah dw shidou told mey/n
damn that zesty homosexual 👿Sae
i laughedy/n
U GOT LAUGHING FUNCTIONS😨‼️Sae
well isn't that a bit rude🤨y/n
sorry ! ppl just see u serious all the time so yeaSae
understandable ig
tho
shouldn't you like
sleep 🤨
isn't it like 4am?y/n
EXCUSE ME??????
stop living in my walls 😨‼️‼️‼️‼️Sae
lmfaoaoaoaoy/n
u evil 😨
anyways i will indeed sleep before Kaiser tells me off 🤭 nightySae
alright
goodnight
sleep well/ authors note
HIIIIIi pookies i acc got motivated to acc write ?!?!?!? active era so real rn ‼️‼️‼️‼️ anyways ty pookies for support and all that ily all ps didn't proofread this i'm not bothered
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