Love as broken as I {S.Uris}

sewer fishing and Medical procedures pt 1

"Take everything but the delicious deals guys my mum loves em" Eddie says as Bill and Richie stuff all the snacks they can find in the backpack,

Stan and Val stood there watching them fight over food like feral animals,

"We need the capri-suns for hydration," Richie argues,

"Stop using b-b-big words t-to trick me, w-we have w-w-water," Bill argues back.

"First you said the barrens now your saying the sewer, I mean what if we get caught?"Eddie asks,

"The sewers are public works, we're the public aren't we?" Val replied,

"Hey Eddie, these your birth-control pills?" Richie asked revealing a cabinet filled with All different kinds of medications and prescriptions.

"Yeah and I'm saving it for you sister, this is private stuff!" Eddie huffed,

"Hey! I'm right here!" Val snapped, slightly disgusted.

"Sorry, forgot.." Eddie sighed.

*

As they were making their way out Eddies house they were stopped by Eddie's mother,

"Eddie bear, where are you guys off to in such a rush?" She asked,

"J-Just my h-house Mrs k, I got a b-brand new..." Bill began,

"Uh a brand new croquet set, Jeez spit it out B-B-Bill," Val interjected,

"And who might you be young lady?" She asked Val,

"Uh Valerie, I'm Richie's sister,"

"Twin sister!" Richie added,

"Oh in that case go ahead," Mrs k said but as they began to leave she opened her mouth again, "oh Eddie dear aren't you forgetting something?"

Eddie begrudgingly makes his way over to his Mother, giving her a kiss on the cheek,

"Do you want one from me too Mrs k.?" Richie asked before val shoved him out the door

"Oh sweetie don't go rolling around on the grass. Especially if it's just been cut. You know how your allergies can get."
Mrs kasprak spoke brushing off Richie's comment,

"Yes, ma." Eddie groaned.

"I'll take good care of him, Mrs. K." Bill sighed relieved that they weren't caught.

**
"That's poison ivy and that's poison ivy and that's-" Stan began,

"Where?! Where's the poison ivy?!" Eddie cried,

"Nowhere not every fucking plant is poison ivy Stanley!" Richie snapped,

"Yeah well I'm actually starting to get itchy and I don't think this is good for my-"

"Do you use the same bathroom as your mother?" Rich cut Eddie off,

"Yeah,"

"Then you probably have crabs," Richie laughed

"Jeez smells like ass in here! You guys coming in?" Val asked looking at Stan and Eddie who just kinda awkwardly stood outside of the pipe,

"Uh - uh that's grey water!" Eddie stated,

"What the hell is grey water?" Richie asked,

"It's piss and shit so I'm just telling you, your basically swimming around in millions of gallons of Derry pee!" Eddie spoke

Richie picked up a stick, dipping it in the water then smelling it,

"are you serious Wha- what are you doing?" Eddie asked,