holy shit it's almost 12 and like AP exams are killing me WHY DID MY TEACHERS ALL DECIDE TO HAVE TESTS ON THE SAME WEEK
HISTORY, BIO, MATH, AP
KILL ME
anyways have this
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Valt: In the BeyWorld, there are 6 simple demographics
Valt: We have the Shu's.
Valt: Self-explanatory, but probably will be the evil/antagonist/obstacle every season. Very good at beyblade. Prodigy. Depressed. Severely.
Valt: Next, we have the Honcho's
Valt: Lovable sidekicks that basically lose to make you look good. Loyal to a fault. The bestest of friends. Gae. Keep your Honcho next to you always and NEVER let them go
Valt: Next, the Wakiya's
Valt: Pretentious. Tsunderes. Rich asf. Not sure why Wakiya has his own demographic but the rich kids somehow pop up all the time. Did I mention pretentious? looking at you phi, hyde, and arthur.
Valt: Next, the Lui's/Free's. They are powerful Bladers. Either the most nonchalant, or the craziest bitches you've ever seen. Also very scary. They are lumped in the same category because I said so.
Valt: Next, me. Valt.
Valt: The protagonist. The plot armour 3000's. Happy, innocent, and bubbly. Occasionally. I'm not sure how I got World Champion but I'm here now baby. Did I mention severe plot armour?
Valt: After that's everyone else. I dunno, I was too lazy to sort them all out
Valt: yeah that's it
Aiger, Dante, Hikaru, Hyuga, and Bell: what the fuck does this have to do with beyblade
Valt: TRICK QUESTION!!! IT DOES NOT!
*ba-dum crash*
the end.
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Beyblade Burst Oneshots
FanfictionREQUESTS ARE CLOSED!!!! Oneshots for your favorite Beyblade Characters CharacterxCharacter and CharacterxOC will be accepted Also will accept ask or dares and other random things or have them react to something. COVER ART NOT MINE
