The Emperor of Hammers (Mario Harem X Male Reader)

Chapter 2

(Y/N's POV)

(The meeting room was damaged due to the fight.)

Peach: Well, that's one way to break up a meeting...

Dr Toadly: Seems like it's pretty much adjourning, by boogity...

Y/N: (I swear that last part is gonna annoy me.)

Dr Toadly: Should we cancel it?

Toadsworth: Hrm... Young man, we're facing a national emergency.

Toadsworth: If we cancel the meeting, nothing will get solved.

Peach: Absolutely. The blorbs are more pressing than Bowsette.

Peach: The meeting must go on!

Toadsworth: Mercy! You ARE the princess!

Toadsworth: Take heed, ladies, gentlemen and star! That's how one does things!

Toadsworth: But we surely can't use this ravaged room anymore...

Toadsworth: Shall we continue someplace a touch less demolished?

(Everyone else walks off while I slowly touch Lucia's head.)

(Toadsworth gets inhaled.)

Bowsette: HWAAAAAARF!

(Bowsette inhales everyone else.)

(Bowsette walks up to me and Lucia.)

Bowsette: HWAAAAAARF!

(Bowsette inhales Lucia and thanks to my heaviness I didn't get inhaled.)

Bowsette: GWAHAHA!

Bowsette: Gwa ha ha... ah... ha... haaf...

(Bowsette faints.)

Y/N: Holy fuck...

(I see a green woman enter the room.)

Fawful: I HAVE VICTORY! Easy as bread on sandwiches!

Fawful: And now for the proceeding with the plan I have planned!

Fawful: Midbus! Come!

Fawful: Fawful calls you!

Midbus: Of course... Lord Fawful...

Y/N: Waffle?

Fawful: Fawful!

(Midbus walks up to me and punches me.)

Y/N: What the hell woman?!

(I hit Midbus in the chest with my hammer.)

(Midbus did a shadow clone jutsu move.)