Tfp ship reaction

ratchet x wheeljack

Me: hello lovely reader back to another episode or uhm chapter ^^ I'm sorry i took a long time!- i was planning on making a tfp series where the decepticons have like idk 4 humans? Me and my friend are doing an rp on that soooo- yeah and I'm tryna focus on my irl life to-
Without any further notice I'll just summon the cons bots and humans *claps hand and they appear*

K.O: who's it this time??

Me: don't worry it's a good ship :D

Ratchet: lets get this over with i have to work on the synthen formula

Me: alright, alright, look over there *points to the ship picture*

Shocks: are they not already together?

Ratchet: no. Absolutely not a medic like me can't possibly be together with a wreaker

*K.O and B.D exist*

Ko:EHUM EHUM, hello-

Ratchet: right. Except you

Me: blah blah, ok Autobots? Tell us how you think about this amazing fantastic ship :)

Optimus: Sure, it does seem that ratchet and wheeljack can grow into something more than comrades

Me: oh and Wheelchet you are speaking at the end

R & W: ok?-

Arcee: i agree with optimus it will be like those yaoi mangas that miko shows me it will be.. "the reckless fell for the wrenchlord"

Bulkhead: if it makes jackie happy, then sure if it doesn't then no

Bee: sure? Ship-

Ultra: I'm sorry but this is not acceptable. Until the ear is over we cannot bear to have any distractions.

Me: ultra magnus. If you had some relationship or you liked somebody and some dude said that to you how would you feel?.

Ultra: right now it's not the time soldier my mind is made.

Me: blah blah whatever.

Me: k cons what bout you guys?

Knockout: me and breakdown saw this coming and we ship it :)

Breakdown: what Knockout said

Starscream: eh, sure

Megatron: i wouldn't usually say this but.. i uh i shipped it from the start-

Shockwave: logical

Soundwave: *rewinds shockwave's audio* logical

Me: Okie dokie! Now ofc the humans:)

Miko: i agree with arcee! Plus the manga name arcee gave is amazing!

Jack: why not they seem good together

Raf: sure. Ship!

Me: now the stars wheeljack and ratchet!
Wheeljack how do you feel about ratchet

Jackie: he's cool a good doctor who always screams " Bulkhead i needed that!" But he might scream my name next if yknow what I'm talking about

Knockout: ohh- yep i understood- all the best ratchet it will hurt but you'll get used to it..

Ratchet: what?-

Jackie: anyways, he's nice and kind gets flustered easily when i flirt with him. Also a lesson i learned was to never call him "smegsy doc" i was hit by 20 different wrenches.. but still i like him

Ratchet: he's nice except the fact he annoying me with his annoying nicknames. And he is way too reckless in the battlefield. Comes back hurt and seriously injured everytime.

Knockout: don't worry ratchet i can relate *looks at breakdown*

Ratchet: mabye we should keep our differences aside and talk about how our partners are reckless idiots Knockout

K.O: sure i have just the place

Me:  alright that's for today's episode bye folks until next time!