This is some random bullshit I wanted to do cuz I was in the mood for writing and two things were in my mind 1. Horni and 2. 4th wall breaking. I'll let you guess where i'm gonna do with this one so if you don't like random stuff flying then feel free to leave and not read this, like seriously why y'all hatin when your dumbasses could just continue with something and be productive like getting bitches! Oh wait sorry for giving y'all hopes. Anyways LET THE SHOW BEGIN
Main character's pov:
Normal, that's a word that's been in my mind since the beginning. What does it mean to be normal? If a snake was eating a bird to the snake it's just a normal meal, but to the bird it is a different case. What made the thought of the term normal go into my mind you're wondering. It's basically not something, it's someone.
"Reader! Guess who it is!" a feminine voice pulled me out of my thoughts, as a pair of hands covered my eyes I would only be able to see the colour black. Upon hearing that weird nickname i already knew who this is
"Ririka, what did I say about the name?"
Taking off the hands that covered my eyes I could see fully again.
Turning around to look at the girl to scold her. Well that was the plan i could see her looking at my eyes smiling in content
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"What do you mean reader?" Upon seeing her act oblivious I started hesitating to try and ask her to call me by my name.
"Well um you see…"
"Hmm?"
"I– nevermind" as my mood started to deflate from my defeat. Her hands cupped my cheeks and made me face her, and look at oceanic blue eyes.
"What's wrong? Why are you sad? Did the author make you an edgy character again?" With her mysterious words coming out of her mouth again, it's as if I was being asked by my big sister if I got bullied after seeing me with tears in my eyes.
"No, but it still feels weird being called 'reader' you know?" While I got used to it, after a while I can't help but wonder why she calls me that.
Staring at the girl, putting her hand on her chin and looking as if she's thinking of an answer I could see her imaginary lightbulb turn on.
"Well I call you reader because…" my face was clearly showing my anticipation for her answer shown by the clear interest. my eyes are showing, and the biting of my nails.
"It's because you're reader of course!" With that I was kinda dissatisfied with the answer, but all I could do was accept it and go on with my day.
"I see… guess I'll just have to accept that answer huh?"
"Un, reader will always be reader to me!" Energetically saying that I could feel my face heat up and turn a tint of red making me want to cover it with my hands.
"By the way, when are we leaving? The others left the room already!" As this girl exclaimed, I got confused. After a few seconds I started to look around us to see a bunch of empty seats.
"Huh, I really spaced out through the lesson I guess." After muttering that my mind said hello to the urge to facepalm at my own blunder
"Oh, here's a copy of my notes just in case." While talking Ririka grabbed her copy from her bag and handed it over to me, she started looking like a messiah.
"How can I pay you back for this?" Enthusiastic and grateful were the terms that could be seen on my face right now, if i could I'd probably smooch her as my thanks.
"Hm, how about you buy me ice cream while we walk home!" After deliberating for a request, luckily what she asked for is something I could do.
"Sure, let me put this in my bag first" After putting aside the copy to my bag we started going back on our way home.
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While walking to our bus stop I couldn't help but stare at Ririka who is looking like a flower that's blooming, as I continued to stare she turned to me looking at my eyes with confusion in them as we continued our walk.
"So why have you been staring at me for a while now?" Still staring at me with confusion, the girl asked why I've been staring at her.
"Well, you see—" as I was about to answer her I bumped into something. As I turned to the thing I bumped into, I saw a kid who is likely to be a child.
A/N: ahh yes this floor is made of floor
"Please be quiet for a bit, author-sama. Reader is doing his best." All of a sudden the girl started speaking to noone, making me look at her with confusion.
"Aww, my ice cream" as I was about to question her. The kid groaned in dissatisfaction as he looked at the lemonade spilled all over the floor with tears in the corner of his eyes.
"Oh. Sorry little one, how much was it?" Kneeling down to the kid asking how much the beverage was, he looked at me.
"Uh. 5 yen.(idk japanese prices so we goin with what price i'm used to)" With a bit of hesitation he told me the price. Seeing the kid be like that I couldn't help but laugh lightly at the scenery.
"That's all? Here go and buy two as an apology from me." After giving the kid twice the amount for the ice cream he bought as a compensation. Ririka looked at us as if she looked at me with more admiration than ever.
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Lemon warning for y'all good peeps who are still reading!!
"Neh, you're good with kids huh?" While grabbing two cans of lemonade from a nearby vending machine, and tossing one to her I heard that comment.
"Not really, I just did what I thought was right to do in that situation."
To be honest I don't see myself as someone who's good with kids, normally I mostly find them annoying with their constant whining, but it feels peaceful to see their satisfied smiles after getting your attention.
"Well you looked like it either way!" Hearing it from her mouth for some reason it made me tingle. I don't know what the cause is but it feels nice, and I like it.
"Really? Hm. I guess it does look like that then." After finishing our drinks we continued to head home while talking about our day more.
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To be continued
"Hello reader! Hope you liked seeing me and reader's interaction! See you all in the next one if there is one!" Says the girl as she goes back from facing the fourth wall and continuing her journey back home.
