These are all just funny and canon in my friend group... except we've never said these. I'm Mikey, the rest are just my friends'/partner's initials (it may take a bit to switch up groups of names, I kinda just spammed until I found some I liked.. Websites I used:
https://codebeautify.org/incorrect-quotes-generator
https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
V, going over Mikey's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.Mikey: YesV: Okay...may I know what you create?Mikey: Problems.
Mikey: I think I'm falling for you.
V: Then get up.
Mikey, about A: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
L: Are we stealing them?
E: New or used?
Mikey: Wonderful responses, both of you.
(A was actually my first friend at my school)
Mikey: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
A:
L:
E:
Everyone Else At Mikey's Surprise Birthday Party:
A: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
*In a horror movie situation*
A: I've got no service in my phone here.
L: Shoot, my battery just died.
E: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Mikey: Guys, my phone is a book.
A, banging on the door: Mikey! Open up!
Mikey: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
E: No, they meant-
L: Let them finish.
A: You know those things will kill you, right?
Mikey, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
E, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
L: * Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
A, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Mikey, pulling out an Uno card: +4
E, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
L, trembling: What are we playin
A: Why are your tongues purple?
E: We had slushies.I had a blue one.
L: I had a red one.
A: oh
A:
A: OH
Mikey:
Mikey: You drank each other's slushies?
(E and L are dating irl)
V: Don't stay up all night, Mikey. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
V: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Mikey: Neither.
Mikey: Because it's twelve.
A: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
E: If?
Mikey: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.
A: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
E: Do not do that.
A: You won't even notice!
Mikey, entering: A, you wanted to see me again?
A: E's single
E:
E: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
A: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Mikey isn't
A: WHY. why did you give Mikey a KNIFE?!
E: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
A: Now I feel unsafe!
E: I'm sorry.
E: ...would you like a knife?
