Chapter 6

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They are in airport security trying to get on the plane

Ligma balls: EWWWW LOOK CRUSTY POTTERIDGE KIDS
Boafa deez Nutz : OLA LOSERS
Crusty charlie boi : NAHHH NOT THE SCARY LIZ GRLS
Mistle launcher furry: YES IT IS BITCHES
Crusty Armani boi : I BET WE GONNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN U IN OHIO
Banana : NOT IF WE THROW U DOWN OHIO MOUNTAINS BASTARD

Iconic face does an iconic face

Chunky short ginger : U GON EAT SHIT
Boafa deez Nutz : ISTG I AINT SHARING DABABY POTION
Cat lady : NAHHH IMMA WRECK THEIR LITTLE-
Sumo wrestler: EVERYONE TO THE SECURITY NOW

They go to the security area

Ligma’s security experience

Security man: and why do u have alcohol and guns on u
Ligma balls: in case I see a ginger or Joe Biden , IM GOING TO OHIO FOR GODS SAKE
Security man: and why are there pills here , they seem to be drugs ?
Ligma balls : no it’s sleeping pills … I’m planning to give that to the teachers…….
Security man: just….go……

Mistle launcher furry’s security experience

Security man: why do you have a capybara?
Mistle launcher furry: wait u don’t have one ?
Security man: n-no……
Mistle launcher furry: HOW DARE U ITS MY LIFE LINE
Security man: please don’t shout….
Mistle launcher furry: I DEMAND AN UPGRADE TO FIRST CLASS BC OF THIS
Security man: SORRY MA’M

Boafa deez Nutz’s security experience

Security man: why tf u got among us merch and a real knife on u ?
Boafa deez Nutz : don’t ask questions u don’t wanna know……….
Security man: and what is this ?
Boafa deez Nutz : ur grandma’s ded body
Security man: ……….go……….

Banana’s security experience

Security man: why are you carrying a paper with puns written on it
Banana : bc we going Ohio and I need see if Ohio knows these jokes
Security man: why are you carrying your little sister with you ?
Banana: bc she’s scary af and she can scare away the nasty Ohio men
Security man : why do you have a leash ?
Banana : so I can drag ligma everywhere
Security man: ok……

Chunky short ginger’s security experience

Security man: so why do you have needles
Chunky short ginger: I sew…..
Security man: and why do you have a list of hack codes
Chunky short ginger: so I can hack the plane system and have internet so I can watch anime on illegal websites
Security man: and why do you have a pizza on you ?
Chunky short ginger: so I can eat it the wrong way and piss off banana
Security man: ……

Iconic face’s security experience

Security man: are you ok ?
Iconic face: wha-
Security man: you have mental friends
Iconic face: Ik
Security man: why do you have a rope
Iconic face : so I can strangle Ohio bitches
Security man: and why do you have a bag of medical stuff
Iconic face: bc ligma always gets hurt when doing skits with mistle launcher, banana , short ginger and boafa
Security man: ok uh gooooo

SOS’s security experience

Security man: why. just why do you have 10KG of sugar in your luggage
SOS: because im a sweet tooth you goofy cow
Security man: oh fuck not this-
SOS: DID YOU SWEAR?
Security man: uhhhh no-
SOS: I'M TELLING EVERYONE

Pikachu’s security experience

Security man: WHY DO YOU HAVE A DRACO CARDBOARD CUT OUT IN YOUR LUGGAGE (Pikachu’s irl counterpart if ur reading this im just kIDDING PLEASE DONT SEND UR CARS TO ME ITS 10PM I CANT THINK NOR SLEEP)
Pikachu: umm…
Security man: OK ISTG THIS DAY GETS WORSE
Boafa deez nutz: ok wtf is taking you so lo- AYOO WHAT IS TH-
Pikachu: uhhhh nothing
Boafa deez nutz: im not even gonna question

Busy bee’s security experience

Security man: THIS BAG WEIGHS 200 KG WHAT DO YOU PUT IN HERE?
Busy bee: not much just some cricket stuff ballet stuff and can't forget lots of healthy food
Security man: YOU HAVE TO-
Busy bee: aHEM you need to exercise more considering that you're putting on so much weight
Security man: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Busy bee: YOU HEARD ME *brings out cricket stick*
Security man: AW HELL NA-

Cat lady’s security experience

Security man: ok what is THAT?
Cat lady: oh nothing just my 20 cats and my goofy ahh friend/life size cardboard cut out quandale dingle
Security man: I'm sorry ma'am but we-
Cat lady: NO.
Security man: But-
Cat lady: i am life expectancy and i say you die in 3 seconds
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Security man: *oof *
Boafa deez nutz: yoooo les gooo

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