Writing prompts I found and liked

Prompt 38

Due to the horrible crimes you have committed against the nation, you have been sent to court and, after a quick trial, sentenced to death.

Just as you're about to be taken away, the doors to the courtroom open wide and in storms a person frantically yelling that they are in possession of evidence that *will* prove your innocence. The person looks at you and discreetly winks.

This sudden twist is very strange for 2 specific reasons:

1) You have *definitely* committed all those crimes;

2) You don't know who the fuck this person is.