Chips And Trips

Hypothetical Vegetable Soup

(Detective Societies)

14:30pm

Daisy: hello detectives
Daisy: someone here has a special announcement

Kitkat: ooooo
Kitkat: who is it???
Kitkat: what's the tea???

Daisy: calm down you'll find out in a wee sec
Daisy: George do u have something to say?

George: what
George: no
George: Daisy what did u do

Daisy: well then maybe Lavinia would like to say it?

Lavinia: say what
Lavinia: you know what I cba for ur shenanigans Daisy

Alexander: WAIT WHAT
Alexander: GEORGE DID U TELL DAISY

George: NO
George: ALEX SHUT UP
George: ONLY U AND ME KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT

Alexander: oh right sorry carry on!!

Kitkat: no pls don't

George: pls do

Kitkat: I'm intrigued

Lavinia: so am I

Amina: and I

Beans: me too

Daisy: I can't believe I'm about to say this but so am I

Hazel: oh I already know lol

George: WHAT

Hazel: I mean it's quite obvious

Kitkat: what is?? ☕️☕️

George: Kitty go away

Hazel: and need I remind u of what u said when u first met her??

George: SHUSH

Kitkat: ooooo is this abt  George's crush??

George: for the thousandth time this day
George: I do not have a crush
George: also Hazel do not tell a soul

Hazel: dw I won't

Kitkat: Lavinia doesn't have a soul u can tell her

Lavinia: UH
Lavinia: RUDE

George: PLS DONT

Lavinia: KITTY I CANNOT BELIEVE U
Lavinia: HOW DARE U SAY THAT

Kitkat: MWAHAHAHAHA

Hazel: kitty that was quite rude

Daisy: Hazel don't tell them off
Daisy: I'm enjoying this

Amina: anyone else notice how quick George was to say not to tell Lavinia?

Hazel: apologise Kitty

Amina: ok just me then

Kitkat: I'm not apologising to anyone

Lavinia: I will pour ur hypothetical vegetable soup all over u so that u get hypothetical 3rd degree burns

Kitkat: oh yeah well I'll shove ur hypothetical sweet chilli chicken panini up where the hypothetical sun don't shine

Beans: what
Beans: why are they hypothetical??
Beans: I am very confused

Daisy: I have no idea what ur on about
Daisy: ANYWAYS
Daisy: BACK TO THE ORIGINAL CONVERSATION

Amina: OMG YES PLS

Daisy: George and Lavinia where are u?

(Tea And More Tea)

14:35pm

Lavinia: FUCK

George: SHIT

Beans: LANGUAGE!!!!