I thought we were friends?? You have all the time in the world to talk to everyone else. When it comes to me, I don't even get an actual conversation. Wait, actually, I always have to send a message first for you to respond with one or two words anyways. It's not fair. I'm worth just as much time as you.
Speaking of time, I dare you to blame it on timezones. There's a good chunk of time where we either both are free or one is and not the other. Sure, that works when it comes to hours. Not days or weeks.
