Puss in Boots nonsense

Shipping

Donkey : Oh my gosh. You proposed to Kitty??

Puss : Er..well...

Kitty : I proposed to him, actually.

Donkey : You're a cute couple! How'd the wedding go?

Kitty : Uh..well...

Puss : Neither of us showed up
(shrugs)

Donkey : What??? But you're perfect together!

Puss : Like you and Dragon?

Donkey : Umm...well...no- more like Shrek and Fiona, really.

Kitty : We're not getting married - sorry to break it to you.

Puss : Nope. Not ever!