christophe's recruits

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****stan and christophe walk to the unknown kids house, gregory follows them with a lack of enthusiasm, they walk up to the kids door and knock. he opens it with a blank stare.

STAN

hey dougie.

DOUGIE

you guys looking for butters? he's not here right now, he's grounded.

STAN

no.. we're not looking for butters... we have a job for you

DOUGIE

a job?

STAN

we're making a news segment video or whatever and we want you to read the script for the news reporter.

DOUGIE

sick dude! let's do it.

****they go back to stan's house and record dougie doing the news segment

STAN

good job, dougie

DOUGIE

can i go home now?

STAN

sure whatever man

****dougie leaves

GREGORY

great but now we to fake some heartfelt testimonies from the locals

STAN

i got an idea guys

****stan, gregory, and christophe go to craig's house to recruit him, but jimmy opens the door

JIMMY

h-hey fellas

JIMMY

we were just watching tolkien play papa's pizzeria, if you want to join, it's s-such a good game!

CHRISTOPHE

no, that game is ass. we're here to recruit you

STAN

..i think that game's cool...

JIMMY

recruit me?

STAN

yeah we're kinda making a fake news segment and we wanted to know if you would come on to be a concerned towns person.

JIMMY

well t-t-that sounds like fun, and totally not illegal. i'm in!

CHRISTOPHE

excellent! but we need more people...

JIMMY

well i-i got just the guy!

JIMMY

clyde! c-come here!!

****clyde walks to the door

CLYDE

dude... this better be good, tolkien is about to beat the world record for papa's pizzeria, he's almost to level 3009.

JIMMY

well stan and these guys want us to help them with t-their fake news b-broadcast

CLYDE

sounds illegal.. i'm in. after tolkien hits level 3009.

****clyde leaves to go back and watch tolkien play papa's pizzeria

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