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EGG POV

"I said- erm uh- you're- uh um- i said i shit my pants." Egg frantically tried to save his ass.

Yeah nice going stupid.

It cursed itself and ran out of the classroom. It didn't hear Y/n say, "wait... i'll shit my pants with you"

I think this book is fucking whacky

Is this really where my mental health is at?

"Author stop having an internal monologue, i'm the main character here." Egg ever so rudely interrupted.

Fuck you egg.

Guess what, you're now study partners with Y/n and your hanging out at Joes place this evening.

"Who the fuck is Joe??"

JOE MAMMA- but no actually he's this guy that likes smoking weed with his asshole.

"What the fuck-"

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