Ogrewhelmed // Shrek X Donald Trump

Chapter 1: Welcome to CCKU!

The following is the author's note i wrote when i first made this fanfic (in hindsight i'm lowkey surprised at how ironic this AN became after i cross-posted the sweetest nightmare onto wattpad and it became my most popular story when each chapter got like, 2 likes whenever i posted it to amino lol)

...also i feel i should mention that the name of the college in this fic, "chinchin kirikami" literally translates to "penis papercut"

Hey guys! Here's the fanfic i was talking about! I'm so excited and i hope you like it more than the sweetest nightmare or else i'll be sad :3 anyways, enjoy!

Ogrewhelmed: a shrek x donald trump fanfiction
Chapter 1: Welcome to CCKU!

It was a bright and early wednesday in memetown ohio, donald slowly opened his sleepy eyes, "nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit" his alarm clock sang, donald grumbled and hit the alarm clock with his gross gremlin fist, he made sure to hit it as hard as he could since this is the last time he'll be hearing that damn song...why? Because today is his first day at chinchin kirikami university! The best university in ohio, maybe even america! Excitedly, donald got out of bed and put on his red, white and blue sweater, black capris and doc martins, grabbed his things and went on his way! Goodnight tawagoto high, GOOD MORNING CCKU!!!

After a while he finally arrived, he couldn't believe he was actually there where the big boys are! While looking around he saw a couple people that caught his eye, a girl with long red hair and a pink fluffy jacket as well as a light blue hedgehog thing with wings, long bangs, a black sweatshirt and...hooves? Guess the two people noticed donald staring so walked up to him, as they walked over he noticed the girl had...yellow skin and one eye? And the hedgehog being had two different color eyes and what seemed to  be some sort of rainbow explosion marking on his gay lil horse ass, seemed like something really special to him or something?

"Hey!" The yellow cyclops girl called out excitedly, a thousand thoughts went through donald's mind a second like the author of this fanfic at the grocery store, after a small second, donald finally gathered the courage to respond, "h-hi...sorry i was staring at you" donald said with a sigh...the blue...thing..smiled and fluttered his wings, "hey man, that's fine! What's your name?" He replied, "donald...d-donald trump" donald responded. The yellow being (not flirtatiously) flipped her crimson hair like the girl in the song "what makes you beautiful" by the hit band one direction like the thot she is, "nice name! My name's charlotte daMinon and right here next to me is fast AF boi the pegahog" she said, donald's eyes widened, the son of rainbow dash and sonic the hedgehog is going to THIS university? Considering how good this place is, it really isn't a shocker. "Woah...you're THE fast AF boi? I heard a lot about you!" He shouted, fast AF boi backed away a little, "yep...that's me, i'd prefer you just call me FAFB though" he replied, donald nodded, "oh, i see! Thanks for letting me know! It was nice meeting you two, see ya around!" He said, walking off, therefore ending the conversation

Whilst walking away, donald bumped into.....HIM!

"Oh! I'm so sorry!" Donald said, looking the person dead in the eyes like anyone would, only when he saw him...what stood before our orange hero was an ogre with the most beautiful green skin he's seen in his entire existance, "oh no worries laddeh, it happens all the time!" The ogre replied in a pretty gay AF scottish accent (no offense to any scottish readers btw) and at that moment, donald's face went cochineal insect red as the fuckboy green man flipped his hair dramatically with a kawaii lovey love pink aura all anime-like. "Sooo...what's your name?" The spicy dorito man asked while trying to hide the blushes, "shrek marshalls, you?" The green apple flavored e-cunt said with a chuckle, "look at me when i talk to you, hun." Donald uncovers his face and grins, "name's donald trump, HUN!!" He said with an awkward chuckle, shrek chuckles with donald and looks him up and down, "i like your sweater, you're patriotic i love that" he said, NOT CHUCKLING THIS TIME, OKAY?!?!?? At that moment, donnie's wig got into a little wig spacesuit, built a rocket ship at flew all the way to neptune, "o-oh! Thank you, i like your..." donald's voice trailed off, trying to think of something to compliment, he looked shrek up and down, on his face, donald noticed two little black heartsunderneath his big calarts eyes, "i really like those hearts on your face, they look pretty cute" he said, not realizing what he said. Shrek blushed, "t-thanks, that was actually kind of the point! I'm glad it worked" he said, "anyway it was nice meeting you, see you around!" Donald said, shrek smiled, "yeah same, see you 'round!"

Timeskip brought to you by all the ahegao faces created by the emoji mashup bot on twitter

It was around 6:00 in the evening when donald finally came to his dorm, all that social interaction made him hella tired, looking around his new place, he noticed a familiar person laying on the bed on his phone in a "draw me like one of your french girls" pose, "s-SHREK!??!?!?!! YOU'RE my dormmate?" Donald asked as every dirty song from back in 2006 played in his mind all at once and his face all red, shrek looked up from his phone to the dorito dickhole of a young man before him, "i should be saying the same thing, not gonna lie i'm not even mad! Nice to see you again!" He said, getting out of his position and sitting up. Donald smiled, "yeah, same" he said before looking to the orange and green gradiented rug on the floor (because where else would a rug be, amirite? Haha 'rug be' sounds like rugby) "god damn this rug is fucking ugly" he said, "lmao yeah, it kinda has to be there tho because symbolism and all that" shrek added, after that statement, donald looked to the singular bed, "why is there just one bed? Do we need to share it?" He asked, shrek smiled, "yep! The author of this shitty fanfic wanted to shove that shitty cliché in there because of course she did" the e-ogre answered, "oh! I see....i mean...i'm okay with that i guess" donald said while walking up to the bed, his face as red as the author's period blood every month... suddenly, he trips on the fugly ass symbolysm rug and pins shrek down, shrek's face went from lime green to a brilliant bright red, time stopped for just a moment, even though they couldn't hear it, they knew the song "Y.M.C.A" by village people was playing in each other's heads, their faces slowly inched closer and closer together, BUT...just before their lips met, they snapped out of their gay trance, shrek then yeeted donald to the side, "i'm so sorry shrek! Stupid symbolysm rug..." donald said, shrek smiled, "it's fine, y'know if you tripped on the symbolysm rug that must mean something about our relationship!" He replied, sweat dripped down donald's face...if he tripped, that must mean something bad might happen! "Yeah...c-crazy" he replied

Chapter 1 end

Hey guys, thanks for reading! I hope you liked it! I've wanted to make something like this like, forever! I know that shrek memes are probably dead and donald trump isn't too memey as he was back in like 2016 but i ship them like fedex and i just HAD to write this! Plus like i said, i wanted to make this for the longest time! So anyways...bye!