Pilot

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In an office In Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitzo is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.

"Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here..." He looks at Moxxie

"Moxxie.'' Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.

"Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?" Millie eyes sparkling

"What about a car wash?"

"This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?" He thinks for a second

"Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?" He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out. Moxxie rolls eyes

"We can't afford a billboard, sir." Blitzo wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder

"Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." Then pushes Moxxie away

"Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.

"Ahh, those were the good times."

"I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches."

"Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!'

"People love musicals, sir."

"Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. " He does jazz hands

"Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?"

"Sir--'

"'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."

"Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?"

"I-- What?" Millie flirtatiously

"I thought I knew you." She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.

"I can't believe you, Moxxie!"

"After I made you employee of the month! And we got our little girl" He tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it. Moxxie defeated they looked over at the black jet little imp girl with black and blue hair well dressed with her hair pin up

 Moxxie defeated they looked over at the black jet little imp girl with black and blue hair well dressed with her hair pin up

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