Mase- who wants to go out for a drink when we get back
Madders- r me, trent, conor and Jack invited
Dec- of course
Dec- I'll be going
Jude- as will the rest of us who were in the England squad apart from me cause I have to go back to germany
Jacko- ill go as well
Trentski- why not
Conor- count me in
Madders- same
Azer 🧤- right, so that's everybody then minus jude
Marcus- looks like it
Kalvin- where r we going
Mase- shall we meet up in London
Trentski- sure, I think me and Jack can do that
Jacko- yeah, i can make it
Madders- same
Conor- and I'm already in London
Chilly- it's settled then
Jacko- ill start making my way down with Trent
Jacko- want a lift to Madders
Madders- sure, why not
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Reece- alright guys, we're back
Phil- meet us at the bar
Conor- me and the guys r on our way
A couple of hours later
Trentski- what the hell r we gonna do
Trentski- Jacko and Madders have started dancing on the table
Mase- Idk
Mase- And Conor is starting to strip
Trentski- I'll go and stop him 😔
Mase- how many of us r relatively sober
Azer 🧤- Us 3 and Marcus is slightly less drunk than the rest
Trentski- how r we supposed to get them back to a house
Mase- idk that either
Azer 🧤- we can't get them all to their individual houses, that would take too long
Trentski- and I'm not putting the guys from up north in a taxi
Marcus- I think we need a little help
Mase- what houses can they go to
Azer 🧤- probably mine and yours
Mase- there's defo not enough room tho
Trentski- is there anybody else who can help out
Mase- I have an idea
Mase adds American to the chat
Mase- Hey Chris
American- Mase, what is this
American- why have u added me to an England chat
Trentski- we need u to help us
American- what can I help u with
Mase- well the thing is, we went drinking and now loads of us r drunk and we need somewhere for them to stay the night
Mase- we wondered if some could stay at yours
American- how many we talking
Azer 🧤- Say Chilly, Conor and Reece
American- alright, sounds fine
Trentski- thanks so much
American- want me to come and pick them up
Marcus- Please
American- on my way
American- BTW mase, ur gonna owe me one
Mase- that's fine
Azer 🧤- Now who's staying at mine and who's staying at yours
Mase- I'll take Dec, Madders, and Kalvin
Azer 🧤- alright, I'll take Phil, Jacko and Bukayo
Trentski- Can me and Marcus go one to each house
Mase- Sounds alright
Marcus- Yeah sure
Marcus- U can go with Aaron, Trent and I'll go with Mase
Mase- Let's get them out of here
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England Bois- A Groupchat Story
FanfictionThe England squad are in one chat, well the England squad plus any other players that get invited. This can only lead to chaos ⚠️BTW this book is not set in any particular season nor does it follow any sort of timeline⚠️
