Once upon a time, long long ago, in a Naruto-verse far far away....
Kisame was standing in front of his parents, about to tell them something.
"Go ahead Kisame. We are your parents. We will always love you no matter what you tell us," Kisame's mother told him.
"And I promise I won't get lost while getting milk again," Kisame's father said.
Kisame took a couple deep breathes. "Well, this has been something on my mind for a long time. And I feel like I have felt this way my whole life. I don't feel like a human. I'm a fish trapped in a human's body. From now on, call me by fish/fishies and get me fish reassignment surger-"
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And there Kisame was. Outside his house in the rain. Now, to take revenge, Kisame joined the Akatsuki...
