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Adam: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

*out grocery shopping*
Jonah: *takes a free sample twice*
Jonah: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Jonah: That's illegal, right?
Adam: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Jonah: No-
Adam: Then shut the fuck up.

Jonah: Where are your parents?
Adam: What are parents?
Jonah: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Sarah, skipping rocks on a lake with Adam: It's such a beautiful evening.
Adam: Yeah, it is.
Adam: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

Sarah: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Adam: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Jonah: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Jonah: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Sarah: What's the surprise?
Adam: Blood poisoning.

Jonah: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Adam: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Jonah: But pink.
Sarah: And it's hot.
Jonah: PINK!

Jonah: Sarah just insisted Adam and I remember a code word in case we're ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we're not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Jonah: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

Jonah: What happened to Adam?
Sarah: They died.
Jonah: They what?
Sarah: They died, but they're okay.
Jonah: ...Can you please clarify?
Adam: Clarification is for the weak.

Jonah: Sarah has no idea I'm high.
Sarah: You're high?
Jonah: Oh, I'm sorry.
Jonah, leaning over to Adam: Sarah has no idea I'm high.

Adam: Jonah learned how to fold origami penguins from Sarah the other day. I told them, "I feel a little bad for the penguins, it's hot here", and the next day they put them in the fridge.

Jonah: Can I get a waffle?
Adam and Sarah: *fighting and yelling at each other*
Jonah: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?