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Alexander: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss. What do I do?

John: Punch him in the stomach, and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Lafayette: Tackle him.

Hercules: Kick him in the shin,

Jefferson: NO TO ALL OF THAT. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN. 

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