one dark storrmy night in thneedville forrest there is a full moon ousside and the humngfishn were in da trees sleping and the once-ler was sleeping also and the lorax too and also the bears and the birds also.
our protag kurzsteaz was sturingring in his sleep, stiring a lot. his white and black orbes opened with a crash. he gasped sat up. he was verry fat. he name qwas krusteez .? he was it!
then a pancake attack cursty and he screm
AAAAAAAAAAAA
he karate kik pancake and eat hem
(A/N: idc if pancak are noty sentientce!!!! they couled for me if want.)
he was.
no.
he had no choeice
he had to eat hoem
he cry.
(A/N: he so sad boi :(( he also vury obece )
he run away frum thneeeeedvile so fast like liahgnint bult
:(
he go find pancakes castel
ok?
ok.
he decide
go.
(A/N: i got hit by car sorry for slow update my house flood my dog die my pc combuste my dad blew up im riting this on nokia)
END OF CHAPTER ONE!!! :D
