Edward: Can you do me a favour?
James: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and turn myself in for you.
Edward: Can you do the dishes?
James: Hell no.
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FanfictionI don't even know why the fuck I'm doing this, but here you all go. This is not for the faint of heart, some of these quotes contain foul language and dirty jokes, so to any kids reading this, I'd recommend finding something else. Some of these are...
