LaviniaT: We have our dresses
IAmCow: Cool! But can we keep them a surprise
Kitty: sure
Kitty: let's play a game. We have to say a fact that would surprise some people on the chat.
PresidentWells: My mother cheated on my father.
Kitty: I once bullied someone in this group but behind their back.
LaviniaT: I once snuck into Kitty's house during the holidays.
Beanie: My mother almost died from a serious illness.
Amoona: My parents once moved to Spain after I was born but moved back.
AwkwardAlex: I once officially assisted in solving a murder alongside the real detective.
IAmCow: I once looked after a dog with only Alex and a maid knowing.
PresidentWong: I have a crush on Alexander.
PresidentWong: OH MY GOSH I meant to write that as a joke to show Daisy
PresidentWong: But I sent it 😑
IAmCow: Kitty said 'that would surprise some people in this group'
IAmCow: Not 'that is blatantly obvious'
PresidentWells: hahaha
LaviniaT: Good one George XD
Kitty: of course you would say that
Amoona: Oof Hazel has just experienced being burned.
AwkwardAlex: Are you ok Hazel?
PresidentWong: I'm fine 😅 That was hilarious tbh
AwkwardAlex: 🤣
LaviniaT: Alexander and Awkwardness are such a ship.
IAmCow: Alexness
LaviniaT: Awkwardander
IAmCow: Arcadness
LaviniaT: Oh my god platonic love right here
Kitty: platonic you say? 👀
PresidentWells: I love Arcadness and it is as accurate asf
Beanie: What does asf mean?
Kitty: I'm sure it was just a typo. 👀
PresidentWells: Of course. 👀
Beanie: sus
PresidentWong: pffff
IAmCow: 'sus'
PresidentWells: Guys out of this group who is the best platonic male and female relationship?
Beanie: Lavinia and George
PresidentWong: Lavinia and George
PresidentWells: Lavinia and George
AwkwardAlex: George and Lavinia
LaviniaT: George and Daisy
IAmCow: Kitty and Alex?
Amoona: Lavinia and George
Kitty: George and Lavinia are not platonic and you know it. Defo George and Daisy.
LaviniaT: ARCADNESS IS THE BEST
*Daisy steals Alex's phone*
AwkwardAlex changed their name to Arcadness
PresidentWells: That was me 😀
IAmCow: lollll
LaviniaT: George basically just said: laugh out loud loud loud loud
Arcadness: I fell bullied. :(
PresidentWong: Guys stop bullying Alexander
LaviniaT: No ❤️
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Murder Most Unladylike Group Chat
FanfictionSet in modern times (but the series still exists) beginning just before Daisy comes back to Fallingford in Book 9. There are a few of these and I am taking inspiration, but I will not copy. :) Also, Halexander and Daina are not yet together. Neither...
