remember a few months ago when i downloaded genshin and said i was turning into a genshin kid? yeah, well now that has turned into a very unhealthy hyperfixation! but at at least i got alhaitham today 😆 now i'm (obviously) projecting that onto hunter! (except with wolves)
anyways i'm getting tested for autism tomorrow wish me luck :3
(i'm bringing back belos for this chapter because i need a suitable villain, we're just pretending as if his death never happened...)
Darius: i need some advice
Raine: what's up?
Darius: there's something wrong with my son
Luz: what's wrong with hunter?
Hunter: did you know that wolves fall in love and build families just like humans do?
Darius: that.
Willow: i don't see the problem
Raine: wouldn't eber be more suited to solve this problem...?
Eberwolf: aim nut a woolf idkiot!
Raine: what are you then...?
Eberwolf: akchualy i dunno!
Raine: that's unsettling!
Gus: back to the problem at hand guys
Darius: he's been telling me wolf facts FOR 5 HORUS STRAIGHT
Hunter: wolves are actually very good at communicating with each other and one of their main forms of talking is howling along with barking, eye contact, posture, whining, and facial expressions
Luz: hunter
Hunter: wolves have 42 teeth that can get up to 2.5 inches long that they use to hold, kill, and then eat their prey
Eda: hunter
Hunter: there are over 30 subspecies of wolves that can be found in the northern hemisphere and my favorite is the arctic wolf
Amity: hunter
Hunter: wolves life spans are actually very limited because most of them only live between 6 and 8 years but some actually end up living past the age of 16
Alador: hunter
Hunter: wolves are also vicious hunters even at birth which is pretty cool because my name is hunter
Darius: HUNTER
Hunter: huh?
Belos: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STUPID WOLF FACTS
Hunter: oh
Hunter: ok
Hunter has gone offline
Luz: BELOS. :(
Belos: what
Luz: HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A MEAN THING TO HIM
Belos: you think darius is the only one who has to listen to all these wolf facts for hours?
Luz: ALL OF US WERE LISTENING TO THEM TOO BUT WE WERENT MEAN ABOUT IT >:(
Belos: whatever he needs someone to put him in his place once in a while anyway 😒
Belos: he behaved much better under my care
Darius: this is why me and alador have custody over him
Alador: such a horrible parental figure
Edric: even worse than him!
Alador: i see how it is.
Emira: now is not the time for arguments!
Belos: does it look like i care about stupid wolves?
Belos: i hate them ever since one tried to bite my leg off the last time i was in the human realm...
Eda: good wolf
Belos: excuse me 😡
Eda: nothing
Eda: i didn't say anything
Darius: it doesn't look like you did a very good job of stopping hunter because he's at it again 😐
Belos: tell that little bitch that if he doesn't stop talking about wolves HES GETTING REPLACED
Darius: THAT BS DOESNT SCARE HIM ANYMORE IDIOT
Alador: he's not even the golden guard anymore what would you even be replacing him for?
Belos @Hunter
Hunter: tf you want 😐
Belos: i see youre in a better mood 😒
Belos: well
Belos: if you don't stop it with your stupid wolves
Belos: alador and darius are going to love amity more than you
Hunter: EWWWW NOT HER
Hunter: IM BETTER
Amity: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?
Matt: it means he doesn't like you
Hunter: okay guys in all seriousness,
Hunter: i'm going insane
Raine: happens to the best of us
Hunter: the only thing i can think about is wolves
Hunter: at breakfast? wolves
Hunter: sparring with darius? wolves
Hunter: out with luz, gus, willow, and amity? wolves
Hunter: about to fall asleep? wolves
Hunter: wolves.
Belos: hey hunter
Hunter: what
Belos: who
Hunter: who??
Belos: asked
Luz: um actually i did so piss off belos 😊
Eda has kicked Belos
Hunter: yayyyy!
Darius: hunter protection squad 👍
Hunter: most wolves usually weigh 40-80 kg but some wolves have even weighed more than 100 kilograms
Luz: tell me more hunter!
Darius: please take it to dms.
Luz: eheh... of course 😅
YOU ARE READING
owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
