owl house group chat/chatfic

wolf

remember a few months ago when i downloaded genshin and said i was turning into a genshin kid? yeah, well now that has turned into a very unhealthy hyperfixation! but at at least i got alhaitham today 😆 now i'm (obviously) projecting that onto hunter! (except with wolves)

anyways i'm getting tested for autism tomorrow wish me luck :3

(i'm bringing back belos for this chapter because i need a suitable villain, we're just pretending as if his death never happened...)

Darius: i need some advice

Raine: what's up?

Darius: there's something wrong with my son

Luz: what's wrong with hunter?

Hunter: did you know that wolves fall in love and build families just like humans do?

Darius: that.

Willow: i don't see the problem

Raine: wouldn't eber be more suited to solve this problem...?

Eberwolf: aim nut a woolf idkiot!

Raine: what are you then...?

Eberwolf: akchualy i dunno!

Raine: that's unsettling!

Gus: back to the problem at hand guys

Darius: he's been telling me wolf facts FOR 5 HORUS STRAIGHT

Hunter: wolves are actually very good at communicating with each other and one of their main forms of talking is howling along with barking, eye contact, posture, whining, and facial expressions

Luz: hunter

Hunter: wolves have 42 teeth that can get up to 2.5 inches long that they use to hold, kill, and then eat their prey

Eda: hunter

Hunter: there are over 30 subspecies of wolves that can be found in the northern hemisphere and my favorite is the arctic wolf

Amity: hunter

Hunter: wolves life spans are actually very limited because most of them only live between 6 and 8 years but some actually end up living past the age of 16

Alador: hunter

Hunter: wolves are also vicious hunters even at birth which is pretty cool because my name is hunter

Darius: HUNTER

Hunter: huh?

Belos: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STUPID WOLF FACTS

Hunter: oh

Hunter: ok

Hunter has gone offline

Luz: BELOS. :(

Belos: what

Luz: HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A MEAN THING TO HIM

Belos: you think darius is the only one who has to listen to all these wolf facts for hours?

Luz: ALL OF US WERE LISTENING TO THEM TOO BUT WE WERENT MEAN ABOUT IT >:(

Belos: whatever he needs someone to put him in his place once in a while anyway 😒

Belos: he behaved much better under my care

Darius: this is why me and alador have custody over him

Alador: such a horrible parental figure

Edric: even worse than him!

Alador: i see how it is.

Emira: now is not the time for arguments!

Belos: does it look like i care about stupid wolves?

Belos: i hate them ever since one tried to bite my leg off the last time i was in the human realm...

Eda: good wolf

Belos: excuse me 😡

Eda: nothing

Eda: i didn't say anything

Darius: it doesn't look like you did a very good job of stopping hunter because he's at it again 😐

Belos: tell that little bitch that if he doesn't stop talking about wolves HES GETTING REPLACED

Darius: THAT BS DOESNT SCARE HIM ANYMORE IDIOT

Alador: he's not even the golden guard anymore what would you even be replacing him for?

Belos @Hunter

Hunter: tf you want 😐

Belos: i see youre in a better mood 😒

Belos: well

Belos: if you don't stop it with your stupid wolves

Belos: alador and darius are going to love amity more than you

Hunter: EWWWW NOT HER

Hunter: IM BETTER

Amity: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?

Matt: it means he doesn't like you

Hunter: okay guys in all seriousness,

Hunter: i'm going insane

Raine: happens to the best of us

Hunter: the only thing i can think about is wolves

Hunter: at breakfast? wolves

Hunter: sparring with darius? wolves

Hunter: out with luz, gus, willow, and amity? wolves

Hunter: about to fall asleep? wolves

Hunter: wolves.

Belos: hey hunter

Hunter: what

Belos: who

Hunter: who??

Belos: asked

Luz: um actually i did so piss off belos 😊

Eda has kicked Belos

Hunter: yayyyy!

Darius: hunter protection squad 👍

Hunter: most wolves usually weigh 40-80 kg but some wolves have even weighed more than 100 kilograms

Luz: tell me more hunter!

Darius: please take it to dms.

Luz: eheh... of course 😅