Trapped

backstabbers ( giyuu x sanemi)

Shinobu
"Hello everyone glad to have you here today!"

Mitsuri
"Glad to be here :)"

Sanemi
"This better be an actual meeting on I'm leaving"

Shinobu
"No you're not, anyway we're going to be holding a contest"

Tengen
"I win"

Sanemi
"You can't declare you're wining if you don't know what it is"

Tengen
"Just did, I win"

Shinobu
"Girls settle down"

Sanemi
"Who the fuck are you calling a girl"

Shinobu
"You, now anymore questions before we start?"

Giyuu
"Why do you keep inviting me? I don't belong here"

Sanemi
"What you think you better than all of us?"

Giyuu
"No it's not tha-"

Shinobu
"Shhhh you staying here cause I said so"

Rengoku
" I think if giyuu feels uncomfortable being here then he should be allowed to leave!"

Shinobu
"Rengoku I'm going to say this is the most respectful way possible, shut the fuck up"

Rengoku
"Okay!"

Obanai
"What's the contest about?"

Shinobu
"Since you asked first about to and mitsuri go first!"

Obanai
"Ok??"

Shinobu
"Obanai sit on that chair (theyre in shinobu house forgot to say that)

Obanai
"Ok???"

Shinobou
"Mitsuri, sit on him"

Obanai
"Just remembered me and mitsuri have to be somewhere, bye now"

Shinobu
":[,tengen, rengoku? "

Tengen
"Fuck no, I'm not doing that Infront of a two year old. Bye bitches!!! Rengoku come on."

Rengoku
"Good bye!"

Shinobu
":["

Sanemi
" I'm leaving"

Shinobu
"Human cutting board do not test me, I will make you cry so hard in the first time in forever. So you better sit your ass down, cause sir I have my ways."

Sanemi
"Yeah right, good bye"

*Giyuu raises his hand*

Giyuu
"I'll do it"

Sanemi
"Giyuu what the fuck."

Shinobu
"Well that settles it, you two have to drink this tho don't want you killing each other"

*They both grab the small cup and chug it before quickly passing out, a few minutes later they both wake up, giyuu tied to sanemi's lap, they both look up to see the hashira's*

Sanemi
"What. the. fuck."

Mui
"Did you know it's gay to agree to let another man sit on your lap? Your gay"

Shinobou
"Hello sleeping beauty's "

Tengen
"I just have to say this, last night was very traumatizing. did you think I couldn't hear you? well I could. And I find it funny how you still claim to hate him. Y'all are fucking whores."

Sanemi
"...gyomei what the fuck why you here"

Gyomei
"Im the one that tied you to"

Giyuu
"I thought to were blind?"