Ari: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Bonnie : This knife is actually a magic wand.
Killer: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Buttercup : *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Black dahlia : What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Ari: You kidnapped Bonnie ? That's illegal!
Killer: But Ari, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Bonnie , or destroying our dreams?
Ari: Kidnapping Bonnie , Killer!!!
Buttercup : Ari, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Ari: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Buttercup : To work together!
Ari: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Black dahlia : Ari, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
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Iris: Fuck.
Parasoul : We've got to work on your cursing.
Iris: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already
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Parasoul, whispering to iris , who's on the phone with Umbrella : Ask them something!
Iris : How are you feeling?
Umbrella : Fine.
Parasoul : Something personal!
Iris : At what age did you first get your period?
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Iris: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Umbrella 's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get her out...
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Iris: Where are you going?
Umbrella : To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
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Valentine : Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Aubrey : I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Valentine : 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Valentine : What is your biggest weakness?
Aubrey : I can be uncooperative.
Valentine : Okay, can you give me an example?
Aubrey : No.
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Valentine : Okay, truth or dare?
Aubrey : Truth
Valentine : How many hours have you slept this week?
Aubrey :
Aubrey : ...Dare
Valentine : Go to bed.
Aubrey : I don't like this game.
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Black dahlia : Ari, can I talk to you for a second?
Ari: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Eliza are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Black dahlia : What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
Ari is one of black dahlia's waitresses, iris is parasoul and umbrella's sister (iris is the middle) Aubrey is a little zombie girl who is babysitted by valentine
(Part 2 later)
