Me: *sitting behind Toon Link in the car, poking him in the neck while talking in my derpy voice* Hey. Hey, Dunban. Dunban. Hey, Dunban.
Toon Link: *turns around slowly* No. *turns back around*
Me: ..... *resumes poking him in the neck* Dunban. Dunban. Dunban. Hey, Dunban. Hey. Hey, Dunban.
Toon Link: *turns around slowly* No. *turns back around*
Me: ............... *resumes poking him in the neck* Hey. Hey. Hey, Dunban. Dunban. Dunban. Hey, Dunban. Dunban. Hey, Dunban. Dunban, I have a question for you. Dunban. Hey, Dunban. Dunban.
Toon Link: *turns around slowly and stares at me*
Me: *stares back for a long time* ............... Are we there yet?
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The Book of Reasons Why I Shouldn't Say Anything [Complete!]
RandomSometimes, people say things and I say things and everyone is just better off not saying anything after.