Dunban

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Me: *sitting behind Toon Link in the car, poking him in the neck while talking in my derpy voice* Hey. Hey, Dunban. Dunban. Hey, Dunban.

Toon Link: *turns around slowly* No. *turns back around*

Me: ..... *resumes poking him in the neck* Dunban. Dunban. Dunban. Hey, Dunban. Hey. Hey, Dunban.

Toon Link: *turns around slowly* No. *turns back around*

Me: ............... *resumes poking him in the neck* Hey. Hey. Hey, Dunban. Dunban. Dunban. Hey, Dunban. Dunban. Hey, Dunban. Dunban, I have a question for you. Dunban. Hey, Dunban. Dunban.

Toon Link: *turns around slowly and stares at me*

Me: *stares back for a long time* ............... Are we there yet?

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