1: How Finland's Forests kicked my balls

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The scene opens up in Suomi, Finland, as it is calm. Until a Subaru WRX STI Hatchback goes across as it shows me behind the wheel, struggling to keep it in control.

Me: C'mon, you bastard!

I kept on trying to keep it on the track until it slipped, and we crashed into a tree, and the steering wheel hit my balls.

*DING*

Me: MY FU*KING BALLS

Xavi: Fu*k!

Me: *falls out of car*

It later shows Alpha and Tom going through the forest in a Ford Mustang Rally Car, then they passed my WRX's wreckage, and then he is about to get his Mustang out of action, until it was about to crash as Alpha managed to avoid getting it totaled.

Alpha: Well, this was unexpected for them.

Tom: Unfortunately, K's got his balls hit by the steering wheel.

Alpha: Ouch.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 18, 2023 ⏰

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