Dabi's Thoughts

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***MY AU***

Todoroki Family Group Chat (Warning: Endeavor!)

Dabi: Does a straw have one hole or two?

Fuyumi: Why are you up at 2 AM Touya-

Dabi: Nothing is on fire. Fire is on things.

Fuyumi: Touya- Please explain-

Hawks: This happens when he can't sleep.

Shoto: Why is everyone up at this time?

Shigaraki: I could ask you the same question.

Shoto: Fair enough.

Dabi: Bean bags are boneless couches.

Endeavor: WHY IS MY PHONE EXPLODING AT 2 AM!

Mirko: Endeavor Hellspawn #1 is having shower thoughts. They make sense.

Dabi: Someone dreamt about you last night and you had no idea.

Hawks: Tou, please turn your phone off.

Dabi: Someone's mom probably used you as a bad example for their kids.

Hawks: TOU! GET SOME SLEEP.

Dabi: In order to fall asleep we pretend to be asleep.

Mirko: How long does this usually last?

Hawks: About an hour, and that's when he usually falls asleep.

Dabi: I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me.

*Dabi is offline*

Hawks: FINALLY! He shut his phone off. Sorry for the disturbance.

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