You really ruffle my fethers

The Two-Faced Princess

The day I stop hating Link would be a cold day in the Gerudo desert and it appears day and night have swapped. But I see Link on his knees gasping for a single breath Zelda berating him telling him he's worthless if he can't take on more than one lynel that How is he supposed to defeat Ganon if he gets taken out so easily. That he should just leave all together or better yet just kill himself to rid the world of his incompetents a new link will come they always do

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. The words coming out of Zelda's mouth were unbelievable. He has never heard her be this narcissistic. I know now why Link is the way he is throughout his life. Link has probably had people put him down telling him he's not enough. And now he is the hero of hyrule and the defeated of ganon and we still treat him like he's nothing to be used and thrown away, I don't dare argue with her majesty but I can at least Reveal how much of a bitch she is

As the champions of the four divine beasts we were all given Sheikah states to help us with our duties so I recorded the entire thing and the next thing she did shocked me when he wouldn't respond she took the sword and swiped it towards link. I thought she had killed him but thankfully he is ok but his eye was cut with a deep gash i hurley put away my Sheikah state and run to link

"ARE YOU INSANE YOU COULD'VE KILLED HIM Zelda put on a worried face and acted like

it was a accident "oh byla im so sorry link i didn't mean to he was showing me some of his

practise techniques and I asked to try some and nicked him". Revali huffed at the blatant bullshit

he was just served. "Are you serious? I saw the whole thing that wasn't an accident, you cunt".

Her eyes widened as she is discovered and she suddenly rummages through her satchel and pulls out a bag of rupes you were never hear I slap the bag away angrily I will not take a bribe for you to be a bitch and almost kill someone" "well it doesn't matter it's he said she said you don't have proof and who are they going to believe the princess of hyrule or a dimwitted chicken"

the words drip from her mouth like poison I'm not an idiot so I don't tell her about the video and decide to help link up and take him to the infirmary Zelda is screeching about how he still has two hours left in his training but I don't care the only thing on my mind is making her link is ok never thought I'd say that but i guess death mountain froze over.