Part 59

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John: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Evie: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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John: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

John: That's why I own TEN guns.

John: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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Remi: At this point, I'm holding myself together with glitter glue.

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Isen: My head hurts.

Blyke: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Remi: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Arlo: Well then who is it?

Remi, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

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Blyke: What is wrong with you?

John: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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