Here ya go simps :3 :
Coin: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Ceresa, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Coin: You love me, right, Ceresa?
Ceresa: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
Coin: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Ceresa: Mind your language!
Coin: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Ceresa:
Coin: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Coin: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Ceresa: Oh, I'm always running
Ceresa: The question is from what
Ceresa: Is something burning?
Coin: Just my love for you.
Ceresa: Coin, the toaster is on fire.
Coin: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Ceresa: What did you do?
Coin: A MISTAKE
Coin: So what do you do?
Ceresa: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Coin: Wow, impressive.
Ceresa: Then I'll move on to Leos.
Ceresa: Coin...
Coin: Oh no, 'Coin' in b-flat.
Coin: You're disappointed.
Coin, going over Ceresa's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Ceresa: Yes
Coin: Okay... may I know what you create?
Ceresa: Problems.
Coin: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Ceresa: You would eat yourself?
Coin: I wouldn't even question it.
Coin: *Gets down on one knee*
Ceresa: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Coin: *Falls over*
Ceresa: The poison is kicking in.
Ceresa: Where are you going?
Coin: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
Coin: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Ceresa: You mean literally or figuratively?
Coin: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Coin: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Ceresa:
Ceresa: Coin, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Coin: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Coin: You kill people for money?!
Ceresa: I can explain!
Coin: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
Coin: Ceresa, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Ceresa: Well of course I have.
Ceresa: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Ceresa: It's boring.
Oki bai
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