SIMPS!
Ceresa: How stupid can you get?
Coin: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Ceresa: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Coin: You and me!!!
Ceresa, tearing up: Okay.
Ceresa: This is a mistake
Coin, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Ceresa: But not today
Coin, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Ceresa: So that's my plan.
Coin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Ceresa: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Coin: It fucking sucks.
Ceresa: That's not constructive criticism.
Ceresa: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Coin: *chugs entire bottle*
Coin: It's perfume.
Ceresa: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Coin's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
Ceresa: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Coin: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
Ceresa: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Coin: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
Ceresa: I was arrested for being too cool.
Coin: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Coin: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Ceresa: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Coin: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
