Kimetsu No Yaiba's Deleted Scenes! (KnY Crackfic) || Demon Slayer on a crack

The Hashira's Deleted Scenes! (TYSSM For 10k!! Pt. 3)

(A/n: Thank you all so much for your patience! It took a while to put this together since I really wanted to make cracks for all the hashiras but nevertheless, I'm really glad I can bring this to you all. I'm still working on the other remaining parts. For now though, get ready for a long read (grab a snack or two) and enjoy!!)

GIYUU'S DELETED SCENES

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Giyuu: God has decided to let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Makomo: Giyuu, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Giyuu: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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Giyuu: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Makomo: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Sabito: FLOOR IT!!

Giyuu: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Makomo: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Giyuu: WE'RE GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Sabito: DO IT!!

Makomo: NO-

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Giyuu: The risk I took was calculated but damn, am I bad at math

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Sabito: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.

Giyuu: *glares at Makomo*

Makomo: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Makomo: You know you can die from that, right?

Giyuu: *smoking a cigarette* That's the point.

Sabito: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding* wait what-?

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Giyuu: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck and if I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Urokodaki, looking at Giyuu when they first met: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Sabito, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

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Giyuu: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Demon!Kyoujurou: Hey, I bought your soul last month and—

Giyuu: No returns.

Demon!Kyoujurou: Please. It's making me sad

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Tengen: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.