Affordable.

(I wrote levi x windex. I'm sorry everyone who had to see that. Apologies for this one aswell, also I'm dyslexic. Sorry baba grils)

It was a cold, winters day.
Ford fiesta, the local prostitute, was out on the streets again, attempting to scrape enough money together to feed the rest of Lidls car park.
Mario walked up to Lidls, realising he has just missed his weekly shopping trip as the store had just closed for the night.
"Shit."
Mario muttered under his sexy breath.
He was just about to pack up and take the tunnel home, until he saw a fine, lovely young lady he would much rather take home.