( THIS OS SATIRE 👹👹) Mercury is misunderstood and in constant endless pain and harassment, he decides instead of being a weak fartface to become a hardcore chad like
his one and only true bff the Sun. He starts working out 7 hours a day lifting 70 pound comets ,this is the beginning of his legendary journey, to seek revenge on Venus for his unforgivable sins. Mercury is prone to success with a great amount of hope and experience, "I'll show him what pain and suffering really is." -mercury shouted. A few months later possibly 4 months mercury is finally done with his journey becoming an absolute BIG MANNN YIPPIE HIP HIP HORAY. Now he smells like 6 gallons of pure piss, but he's sweating and a total beast ready to feed off the suffurage of others 👹👹.
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MERCURY BEEFCAKE ARC 🐺🐺 -made by beebo46
Short StoryMercury gets hardcore abs and plans existance pain and revenge 👹
