Hazel's POV:
"Hey babe" Alex kisses me on the check and goes to water the plant I bought for him a couple months ago.
I don't have the heart to tell him it's made of plastic. I know Daisy will have noticed already; she's extremely observant. Also, I can see her stifling laughter whenever he walks past it.
[A/N] Genuinely think this would happen and I'm here for it (btw Jesus Christ sorry for not updating I had so much fucking hw and I have like 3 pieces for tmr so sorry if this was short! But like any ideas how to follow this up and I will but I'm braindead rn)
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FanfictionTitle! no real update schedule it depends how much work i have!!. be prepared for a lot of shipping. And random shit that pops into my head. warnings: fluff, swearing, (no smut bc they're children), possibly mature topics (continued again)