(The episode opens to Dipper and Mabel in the living room, watching a show on television called Duck-tective. The shows features a constable and a duck detective standing next to a telephone booth that has limbs of an unseen dead person sticking out. While watching the television program, Mabel knits a new sweater and Dipper eats popcorn from a bowl. Mabel reaches for some popcorn, but Dipper slaps her hand. Cut to TV.)
Constable: I'm afraid your services won't be required here, sir. My men have examined the evidence, and this is obviously an accident.
Duck-tective: (Starts quacking, the subtitles read:) Accident, constable? Or is it...Murder?!
Constable: What?!
TV announcer: Duck-tective will return after these messages.
(Cut back to twins.)
Mabel Pines: (Drops her sweater and gasps) That duck is a genius!
Dipper Pines: Eh, it's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground.
"You'd know all about that, don't you, little brother?" Mabel teased, and shoved Dipper.
"One millimeter, Mabel! Only in Canada!" Dipper practically squeaked, still a little salty about it whenever it came to Mabel's teasing.
Mabel: (Hands on her hips, squinting at Dipper doubtfully) Are you saying you could outwit Duck-tective?
Dipper: Mabel, I have very keen powers of observation. For example, just by smelling your breath, I can tell that you have been eating (Sniffs) ...an entire tube of toothpaste?!
Mabel: (Her mouth covered in sparkling toothpaste) It was so sparkly...
"Stop eating toothpaste. I can't keep buying toothpaste for you knuckleheads!" Stan 1 exclaimed, and threw his hands up.
Soos Ramirez: (Runs in) Hey, dudes, you'll never guess what I found!
Dipper: Buried treasure!
Mabel: Buried-- (laughs and pushes Dipper playfully) Hey, I was gonna say that!
Soos: (Leading the twins to a door) So, I was cleaning up, when I found this secret door, hidden behind the wallpaper. It's crazy bonkers creepy! (Opens the door)
(The room is filled with several different wax sculptures.)
Dipper: (Shining a flashlight around) Whoa! It's a secret wax museum!
Mabel: (Fingering Wax Sherlock Holmes) They're so life-like.
Dipper: (Shines flashlight and points to Stan) Except for that one.
Stan Pines: Hello!
Dipper, Mabel and Soos:(Scream in surprise)
Stan: (Chuckles) It's just me, your Grunkle Stan!
Dipper, Mabel and Soos: (Scream even louder in fright and run away)
Wendy promptly cracked up laughing, while the three Stan's frowned at her.
(Cut to theme song.)
Stan: Behold the Gravity Falls Wax Museum! It was one of our most popular attractions... before I forgot all about it. I got 'em all! Genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes, (Looks at a wax sculpture of Larry King) some kind of, I don't know, goblin man?
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