the ultimate madcom fanfic?!
FALSE! THIS IS JUST MADCOM RELATED THINGS THAT I WILL POST ABOUT LIKE HEADCANONS AND STUFF!!!!!
and if you've seen my other works, you can tell that I can't really write oneshots or whatever...sorry 💔
As of August 23/2...
so.... snif.... sniff...... turns out that despite having a perfect gorgeous set of pearly white teeth.... this bitch got CAVITIES!!!!!
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THATS RIGHT... HANK... THE SILLY GOOBY GOOBER... THE SILLY GUY I HC AS AUTISTIC AS FUCK... GOT FUCKING CAVITIES 😭😭😭😭😭!!! aAND IT WAS CONFIRMED UESTERDAY BY KRINKELS WHEN HE WAS DRAWING THAT COOL ASS ART OF HANK!!!! ngl tho it was pretty ficking funny tho...
but then while i was having a convo... it made me think of something...
.... wouldn't that mean his mouth reeks of hell? like it's so smelly??
AND THEN IR ALSO MADE ME REALIZE...
ZERO.
OH NO.
OH NO....
THEY KISS THIS MAN PROBABLY ALMOST ON A DAILY BASIS...
THEY'RE SACRIFICING THEIR PERFECTLY BRUSHED GOOD SMELLIMG MOUTH TO KISS A MOUTN THAT REEKS!!!! EORUFHGHGEUEUEURUGFH.... but that's okay... oeople do crazy shit when theyre in love i guess 🙄🙄🙄🙄 idk
but i like to think that they probably beg Hank to brush their teeth bc BRO WHY ARENT U BRUSHING UR TEETH DAMN!!!! (okay maybe... maybe its bc of Doc.. maybe Doc makes him go on too many missions to the point bro cant catch a break, not eben letting him brush his teeth... damn u Doc.... tsktsktsk...)
regardless
heres fhis silly ass image i made cus of this convo
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goofy ass... maybe Hank was like "omfg...."
and Zero was so worried that Hank would get mad but turns out Hank prolly giggled at this especially cus Zero got him a hello kitty mouthwash ☠️☠️☠️
he prolly tries to brush his teeth on a daily basis despite his fucked up schedule for Zero's sake...
