BAU gc - criminal minds -

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BAU HOTTIES😜😜😜

jj: NO ONE EVER LET Y/N DOGSIT A WHITE DOG PLEASE.

emily: oh lord did she kill it?

y/n: i dyed it key lime green💀

gracia: she was otp with me it's true.

gracia: she was listening to tlgad while she did it so it's okay.

jj: right...having your dog key lime green is okay..

reid: what is tlgad?

y/n: the last great american dynasty by taylor swift! it's on folklore ur fav:)

reid: ohh it has an abbreviation?

y/n: a lot of her songs do! tbh some of them i don't get at all so..

gracia: same girl-

emily: she knows his favorite ts album?? SHE SHOWED HIM MORE TS?? WHERE DO THEU GET THE TIME??

reid: after work.?

y/n: yeah we r literally friends outside of work stop playing..

derek: good think i don't got white dogs🤪🤪🤪🤪😇😇😇

hotch: you have dogs?

derek: yup got 10 of them🥶🥶

y/n: no...derek..no...

hotch: what?

emily: his dogs r his toes aaron...that's why he said he didn't have white dogs-

jj: HI GUYS ITS HENRRY

spencer: hi henry!!!

jj: HAI UNCLE SPENCER

jj: MOMMY DOESNT KNOW I HAVE HER OHIEN

hotch: hi bud give the phone back to your mom please

jj: OK UNCLE AARON

emily: when he's good w kids>>>>>
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y/n: IM SORRY WHAT?

derek: WOAH

hotch: anyways...

garcia: EMILY-

emily: i'm sorry aren't we just going to skip over the fact that spencer and y/n hang out alone❓❓❓

y/n: yeah we are cause WHAT WAS THAT??

derek: not her tryna change the subject...

rossi: is this what you guys do with a saturday? talk on the phone?

derek: idk pasta man..

emily: what do u think we do?

y/n: honestly no i'm about to go out

garcia: i'm watching a movie!!

spencer: i'm about to go out too.

emily: i'm about to leave my apartment

jj: i'm having fun with will and my kids

hotch: me and jack are hanging out dave.

hotch: we actually do stuff with our life's instead of staying inside our houses.

emily: he actually stays in his mansion-

y/n: fr he's prob making one of his ex wives food rn...

jj: doesn't he have like 15 exes?

y/n: idk but same‼️

derek: you gonna let that slide old man?

rossi: i am not making food right now for any of my ex wives and i only have three.

hotch: technically two cuz one died🥶

y/n:😟

derek: OKAY BOSSMAN

emily: UHM-

garcia: THAT WAS NOT ME THIS TIME I PROMISE😦

spencer: i'm at a book store right now:)

emily: i bet it smells like old farts in there

y/n: surprisingly it does not it smells like flowers.
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y/n: yeah fr

derek: YOU TOO Y/N?

derek: DAMN

emily: pretty boy getting that pussy fr.

y/n: emily....no...😦😦😦

hotch: emily dating in the workplace is not a loud and they know that😀

emily: BITCH PLEASE BE FR RN

y/n: come on hotchner......everyone knows.

hotch: knows what?

derek: ur literally eating emily's pussy everyday after work...

y/n: you have been acting sus fr

hotch: i am not eating emily everyday..

y/n: HELP I READ THAT IN HIS VOICE AND SOMEONE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP..

spencer: your laughing so loud😄

y/n: yeah but it doesn't look like a library to me...

emily: yeah guys he has a kid🙄

derek: so he is eating it..?

hotch: no end of discussion..

hotch: what are y/n and reid doing tg rn🤨🤨

emily: so that's what she meant when she said she was going out..

emily: she's going out with reid..

y/n: we literally found each other at the book store boss fucker..

derek: PLEASE BOSS FUCKER???

y/n changed emily's name to 'boss fucker'

boss fucker: y/n be so fuvking fr rn

garcia: OOP

garcia: i was gone way to long...

garcia: anyone want to have a girls night tonight?

y/n: i'm so down😜

boss fucker: ME!!

y/n: sorry bud we don't let boss fuckers in..

hotch changed 'boss fucker' name to 'emily'

emily: yeah well we don't let autistic people in..

y/n: i'm not autistic???

emily: yeah well spencer is on the spectrum-

spencer: i am not as autistic as u think😞

y/n: spence don't listen to em she's being mean tdy🙄🙄

emily: YOU CALLED ME A BOSS FUCKER?