*The squad is over at Sapnap's house*
Karl: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Sapnap: ... N-No...
Sapnap, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Karl, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Karl: I see a-
Sapnap, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Karl: Oh, well I-
Sapnap: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Sapnap, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Quackity: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Dream: Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Sapnap: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Sapnap: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Sapnap, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Sapnap: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionIncorrect quotes for the dream smp feel free to request members or quotes. Tw: cursing and probably mentions of crime (obviously there's cursing this is a dsmp book lol)
