Prussia headcannon #1

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When the results revealed that Germany got last place for this year's Eurovision (again), Prussia went German Shepherd mode and sprinted to wherever the jury was sitting, before cursing them out in both English and German.

Like seriously tho, Germany and England would just be chilling while having a few drinks and seeing everyone else's results, only to hear Gilbert screaming at the top of his lungs to the jurors:

"You fuckin assholes! Mein Bruder is clearly much better! And by better I mean the best ich schwöre bei allem was heilig ist, one day you'll see and you'll be so damn sorry! You made him sad! Fass mich nicht an, ich bin noch nicht fertig! None of you have any taste! My brother was awesome! Y'all are too cowardly to admit it, LOSERS! Ihr habt Glück, dass ich Ludwig versprochen habe mich zu benehmen ihr wärt TOT!"

Let's be real here, if anybody were to be robbed from winning this year's Eurovision, it's definitely Blood and Glitter

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