MDZS//The Untamed Oneshots

Crack Analysis: Nie Huaisang

yes this again i have no idea what im doing <3

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- has no clue what's going on 75% of the time, literally always that one person who whispers 'what are we doing' to their partner right after the teacher finishes explaining what they're doing

- is that one guy in pe who always comes dead last, cannot complete more that 2 1/2 laps of the pitch, can't play any sports at all, sits out with a sick note like 60% of the time

- is really good at faking being sick, drunk, hurt etc.

- lives for drama and is a hUGE GOSSIPER MY GOD U HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH HE KNOWS

- acts cute and harmless, in reality he can probably pull enough strings to kill whoever has offended him

- always runs to his older brother whenever he gets bullied. he can basically do whatever he wants because his brother always comes to 'sort things out' for him (aka beat whoever bullied him up)

- fukin loves his fans, will carry one wherever he goes, probably hugs one in his sleep. one time someone took his fan and threw it around as a joke and he burst into tears. after his brother made the person 'give' the fan back no one ever touched his fan ever again

- runs really cutely but in a very impractical way

- almost always has some sort of scrap or healing cut, either from when he trips or falls, or when he gets bullied

- is really really clumsy

- probably knows how to dance (looks surprisingly graceful when dancing, can dance with a fan and looks really pretty)

- literally has a skin routine and hair routine and is the prettiest boy in school

- probably has hordes of stuffed animals and has names for all of them

- cannot cook for the life of him, almost burnt down the kitchen once

- impulse buys. a lot. his room is filled with loads of random stuff that he just bought?? for no reason????

- he can actually drink a lot but never does

- has a snack on him 98% of the time

- would probably do well in english and history, those subjects, and write really eloquently (also has really neat handwriting) but could not for the life of him do maths, has to ask wwx what 7+8 is

- would be such an animal lover; would always be the one who gently coaxes out the bees whilst everyone else screams

- one time a bird flew into the classroom and everyone started panicking and screaming and lan qiren was trying to wave it out with his books but huaisang just??? gave it some bird seed??????? he just took out of his pocket????????????? and just tamED IT???????????????? and how he has it as a pet

- is almost as bad at naming things as Jiang Cheng

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any more for any more? i made half of this up on the spot