If the Undertale characters had a group chat

Arguing about Flowey

Papyrus: I HOPE YOU ALL HAD FUN

Undyne: NGL MUFFET'S PASTRIES WERE SO GOOD! I ATE LIKE 10 OF THOSE THINGS

Muffet: HAH GRILLBYZ WHOS BETTER NOW HUH

Flowey: hmmm... i enjoyed them a bit

Muffet: MORE LIKE ALOT!!!

Flowey: STOP TALKING.

Muffet: Don't start a fight with me!

Flowey: fine

Sans: weed.

Flowey: smiley trashbag.

Sans: you had fun?

Flowey: no.

Sans: be like that i guess

Papyrus: I CANT BELIEVE THAT I HAD TO CARRY YOU ALL THE WAY BACK!!!

Sans: heh, can't you say that it was... SPINE CRUSHING?

Papyrus: OK YOU KNOW WHAT

Papyrus: FLOWEY DEAL WITH HIM

Flowey: with pleasure!

Sans: oh no how scary

Flowey: shut it calcium

Sans: someone get dirt and pour it on him

Flowey someone grab a rock and crack his skull

Sans: someone get him some water

Flowey: I TOLD YOU I DIDNT WANT YOUR STUPID WATER

Sans: watering can, anyone?

Flowey: i wanna throw you in a fire and watch you fade away into nothing. not like you arent already nothing

Sans: your a freaking plant

Sans: go photosynthesize

Flowey: idiot i dont have too

Sans: stay in that pot where you belong

Flowey: stay on that couch and eat yourself away

Sans: thanks 

Flowey: not a compliment.

Sans: not an insult either

Flowey: it was an insult. are you blind?

Sans: shut up and be a plant

Flowey: i AM a plant

Sans: go underground

Flowey: we are underground

Sans: eat dirt

Sans: i dunno what plants do

Flowey: of course you dont

Flowey: you probably dont know what 1+1 is

Sans: 11

Flowey: someone shoot me in the head

Sans: does anyone have a gun?

Undyne: do spears work?

Sans: thatll do

Flowey: im being satire dummy

Mad Dummy: Me, ME, ME!?!?!

Flowey: WHO THE HELL INVITED THIS SACK OF CLOTH

Nabstablook: I did... hes my other cousin...

Flowey: WELL SAY GOODBYE TO HIM

Flowey has kicked Mad Dummy

Nabstablook: dude why

Flowey: hes annoying now deal with it