kaatelal and sons | k-pop version| BTS ff( On Hold)

lag gyi lanka

To guys jaise ki ap jante hai ki pichle chapter mai Riya ne bohot sare kaand kiye jinme se ramleela wali kaand ke wajah se sp dono ki Lanka laga rahe hai

Sp- are jo ishwer ne jis avtar mai bheja wo thik na lagra tumko, TV kholke dekho to chore choriya banke ghum rahe hai , aur yaha choriya mooch( moustache) laga ke ramleela mai uchal kud ker rahi hai* to siya who doesn't paying attention* na isne to Kasam le rakhi hai ki baap ki baat per kaan dherna hi nahi hai .* To gauri* aur tu to ise rok sakti thi.

Gauri- mai to ise rokne hi gyi thi papa.per jab tak rokti signal green ho chuka tha ,gaadi station se nikal chuki thi, aur papa yeh ( siya) ek baar character mai ghus gyi to sirf audience ki taaliyon ki awaz ke alawa koi awaz sunai nahi deti.

Siya- na muje koi sapna a raha tha, ki tu achanak taadka banke mere samne a jayegi , aur wo bhi adhi taadka aur adhi vaaner , muje to lag raha tha ki dusre planet ka praani a gye hai mere samne

Gauri- na muje to practice na hai na tere jaise har saal ramleela mai uchal kud kerne ki, aur tuje kaise pata ki mai tadka jaisi leg rahi thi,tune dekha hai kya tadka ko.

Siya-Haan dekha hai .( Cut by sp)

Sp- ek minute yeh her saal matlab, yeh her saal ramleela mai bhag leti hai?na kab se chal raha hai yeh sab mere naak ke niche? *Angry* na kaano mai rui( cotton) ghus gyi hai ya naye zamane ki mael ghus gyi hai.yeh sawal maine padosiyo se na pucha,pehle kitni baar ho chuka hai yeh

Siya- ek baar gauri- do baar ( at the same time)

Sp- to apne baap se jhuth bolna bhi Sikh gyi

Siya- na papa do baar bhi ho sakta hai ajkal meri memory kamzor ho gyi hai, mummy wo mere chamanprash ke dose bada dena.

Sp- CHUP* to gauri* tu bol aur sach bol.

Gauri- mai to sach hi bolungi papa. Pehli baat siya ki galti na thi. Wo ramleela mai sanket sa a gya tha .wo jo ladka Hanuman banta hai na, wo ladkiyon ko chedta hai is hi liya siya ko stage per uterna padA

Siya- Haan papa ab ap hi bataye Aisa ladka Sita ji ki raksha kaise ker sakta hai

Sp- are( cut by puttu).

Puttu- Haan Aur siya didi ke pitne ke baad na akal bhi thikane a gyi thi uski .....sari ladkiyon ko college mai "I'm sorry" wala card bat raha tha maine to video bhi bana rakha hai uski .

Sp-*to siya* to tu choro se maar pit bhi kerti hai?

Gauri - are na papa pehle baat usne aur uski dosto ne shuru ki thi hamari scooty ki hawa nikaal di thi

Siya - are na na, tu galat baat ker rahi hai, wo scooty ki hawa nikalne wala to nikhil tha jisko humne toilet mai band kerke phatake phode the.

Gauri- are wo nikhil nahi Harish tha , nikhil ko to humne murga banaya tha na are jisne Kasam khar akhi thi ki naari jaati ki izzat karunga.

Sp-AREY CHUP.* To puttu* jab teri behen yeh sab kaand ker rahi hoti hai to tu kya kerta hai ,,,,,video bana raha hota hoga.

Gauri- ek baar ho gya na papa roz roz thodi hi hota hai.

Puttu- in his own world - per jab hota hai to kya hota hai.

Sp- puttu chale tri zimadari tujhe samjhani padegi,, kal se tu kaatelal and sons mai kaam karega

Time skip

Next day

Riya while coming down stairs

Siya- tu hi paise mangna papa se.

Gauri-kya ? Abhi kal hi itne bade kasht se bachaya hai papa se, ager mai nahi hoti na to papa tujse mahine bher ke liye chucky piswate.wo to mai jisne maafi mang ke Sula karaya tum baap beti ka . Aur ab paise bhi mai mangu .