"You'll only ever see me run across this field if I'm being chased, or if there's a triple chocolate cake on the other side" -Cole (aka the field commander)
"We are putting you in mandatory fun time!" -Mr White
"I ate 9 hot dogs" -Nick
"Fucking Glizzy gobbler" -Me
"OW" -Me
"What?! Are you alright?" -Broady
"Yeah, a mosquito landed on my sunburn ant I slapped it"
"Move down two steps" -Me
"No." -Christian
"MOVE YOUR FAT ASS LIKE THERE'S PUDDING BESIDE YOU" -Me
"One more time and you can have a break" Mr White
5 times later we still haven't had a break
"I actually like your mom" -Me
"DID YOU JUST SAY MY MOM HAS DOWN SYNDROME?!" -Nick
"Oh no I burned my scalp.." -Kiran
Proceeds to put a visor on to "help"
"Oh look! I'm a clarinet player" -Christian
Starts mocking the way a clarinet is held
"Oh look! I'm a flute player!" -Me
Hits him in the nose with my clarinet
"Okay let's look at Zalm 42" -Cole
"ITS PSLAM" -The entire Clarinet section at the same time
"Bro I'm burnt" -Broady
"Me too" -Me
"I'm gay" -some random kid from a different band
"We put photos of Mr White all over the camp" -Zee
"...what-?" Mr White
Blows a grass whistle -Kota
"Heh- EEEÆÆ" -Jaxon
A kid gets caught with a vape and gets kicked out of the band
"BYEEE!!!" -The entire Clarinet and Flute section
"KILL YOURSELVES" -Smoking kid
"You need to march quicker" -Me
"No, the rest of the band needs to walk slower, I was taking my time counting my steps" -Christian
"YOU'RE GOING TO GET FUCKED BY A SENIOR IF YOU KEEP THIS UP-!" -Me
A kid accidentally butt dials 911 then hangs up
"Mr White, I accidentally butt dialed 911" -kid
"They'll probably call you back" -Mr White
They call back
"Sorry I accidentally called you guys again!" -Kid
"AGAIN?!" -Me
"You want to know what we did last night?" -Nick
"Nick stop" -Graysen
"I did something with a drumstick to him.." -Nick
"This one time at band camp-" -Me
"I would love to do this perfectly, but I can't focus while 2 grandma's and a grandpa are watching me" -Me
"You guys should be 2 in front of the line" Mr White
"Nuh uh" -Kota
"So, when did you eat the bowl of cheese?" -Zee
Someone throws a bottle and hits Karma in the head
Quietly:"I be popping bottles... Sparkles and champagne.." -Me
"You guys have to go to sleep if you want to be able to wake up in the morning" -a chaperone
"Nuh uh" -Me
Showing Mr White a handful of grass off the field: "Look at what I got!" -Kota
"Do I have to send you home for having grass?" -Mr White
"I wish" -Kota
"You're playing that part like there's a steak in front of you any you're tenderizing it" -Mr White
"Okay guys you have to stand to play" -Mr White
"...Nuh uh" -half the band
"Okay play measure 51" -Mr White
"I can't count that high!" -Kota
"If I hit you in the back with my cymbals could you actually do anything or would you just flop around like a fish outta water?" -Nick
"QUIT PECKIN" -Mr White
Sarcastically: "Everyone seems so enthusiastic! Thursdays am I right?!" -Chaperone Nick
"ESCORT THAT MORON!" -Mr White
"Dude I don't know who's car that is, but I know that they're hot because of their car" -Ayden
"Jokes on you that's my car" -Aaron
"Bet!" -Ayden
"Oh I haven't pissed yet, I forgot to do that" -Payton
"THEY HAVE CHEESE!!!!" -Nick
"...that's pudding" -Christian
Mr Davis takes off his hat
"BALD BALD BALD!" -Most of the band
"MY EYESSSS!!!" -Me and Kota at the same time
"Have you guys read the John Cena x Carl Azuz fanfiction?" -Me
"What." -Alex
Eats a spoonful of something that looks like butterscotch pudding
"I'm going to tell you guys now, this isn't pudding. It's honey mustard " -Mr White
