Noodles!

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*at a restaurant*

Rudy: May I also have a noodle stabber?

Waiter:

Rudy: Y'know, the tiny trident thing?

Waiter:

Waiter: Sir, this is a restaurant, not a weapon shop.

Rudy: I SAID A NOODLE STABBER!

Mini: *smacking her forehead* He means a fork.

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