Toby: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Masky: I do have a sense of humor you know
Toby: I've never heard you laugh before
Masky: I've never heard you say anything funny
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Toby: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Masky: Toby no.
Hoodie: Mistlefoe.
Masky: Please stop encouraging him.
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Jeff, to Toby: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Toby, motioning to themself and BEN: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Jeff: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Toby: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Jeff: Yes!
BEN: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Jeff: We need to distract these guys
Toby: Leave it to me
Toby: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
BEN, Masky, and Hoodie: *Immediately begin arguing*
Slenderman , watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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Jeff: Hewwo.
Toby: Hihiiiiii!
Slenderman: Greetings, Humans.
Hoodie: Three kinds of people.
Masky: I want pudding.
Jeff: Four kinds of people.
BEN: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Hoodie: Five kinds of people.
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Hoodie: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Jeff : 'Prettiest Smile'
Toby: 'Nicest Personality'
BEN: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Masky: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
