Spiderman Into The Chatfic

The gas station

Emowhitegirl: Ok wtf was that?

AIchick: Yeah what the hell are you three doing in there

Dogrunner: you have three seconds to explain before I come in there

Latinoartist: NO NO NO DON'T COME IN EVERYTHING IS OK

Dogrunner: I just heard that man scream when he went in I am coming in

THE CULT- Miles, Gwen, Hobie and Pav

TheonlyaliveStacy: Wtf are you three doing in there

TheBritish: Don't freak out when we tell you this yeah?

TheonlyaliveStacy: Okay

Chaimf: HE SET THE WATER ON FIRE

TheonlyaliveStacy: WHAT WHICH ON3 OF YOU

Venomblaster: HOBIE WHO DO YOU THINK AND NOW WE HAVE A MAN PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR AND MIGUEL IS GONNA KILL US

TheonlyaliveStacy: OMFG HOW THE FUCK

Chaimf: WE DON'T KNOW OK I TURNED AROUND FOR ONE SECOND, MILES IS CLOSE TO HAVING A PANIC ATTACK AND HOBIE IS JUST STOOD THERE WITH A LIGHTER AND A CIGARETTE IN HIS MOUTH

TheBritish: Actually he is rocking back and forth in the corner and said something about crying himself into the void

TheonlyaliveStacy: Shit Miguel wasn't joking he is almost opening the fucking door

Chaimf: Destract him or something and we will tell you when you can stop

TheonlyaliveStacy: Shit okay

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One hour later
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Chaimf: Okay he can come in now

TheBritish: Yeah right I don't think we are going to be able to ever get Miles out that corner

TheonlyaliveStacy: Bribe him

Chaimf: And how would we go about that

TheBritish: Yeah please tell Pav is with him in the corner now hugging him after he venom blasted the man that walked in by accident

TheonlyaliveStacy: Tell him that you'll let him pose you while his drawing, that you'll get him new markers JUST SOMETHING

Chaimf: Holy fuck that worked

TheonlyaliveStacy: What did you tell him

Chaimf: It was Hobie he told him both those things and it's like that hole thing never happened

TheonlyaliveStacy: What did you do with the man that walked in

TheBritish: Webbed him to the wall in one of the stalls

TheonlyaliveStacy: Good