Come Again?

Who Is This Dude?

What your about to read is something I've been wanting to write since I saw both Dreamworks, The Bad Guys and Puss In Boots the Last Wish, I just haven't been able to do it because of some setback reasons.

This short fanfic is about The Bad Guys meeting Death in a way the Guardians of the Galaxy met Thor from the one hilarious scene in Avengers Infinity War.

Cast:

Mr. Wolf as Starlord/Quill

Ms. Human as Gamora

Mr. Snake as Rocket

Mr. Piranha as Groot

Mr. Shark as Drax

Ms. Tarantula as Mantis

Death as Thor

Sidenote: If you canonically ship Mr. Wolf with Diane (or Mr. Snake), this probably isn't for you, but if you want too, you can still read this.

Also, this plot isn't canon to Myla & The Bad Guys (Mr. Wolf x OC), my other fanfic story I'm currently writing, this theatre script-like story is just for fun and good laughs 🙂😄

BTW, some upcoming dialogue (and extra dialogue) are not gonna completely line up with what was said by the original Guardians of the Galaxy characters, so there's that.

(PS, If there are any grammar mistakes, I can try to come back and fix them)

Happy read ✌🏻

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Mr. Wolf: *Cruises his car down the highway of Los Angeles as he sings one of his favorite songs on the radio. He tapped his finger on the steering wheel*  🎵Annie, are you okay? So, Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? You've been hit by. You've been hit by a—smooth criminal~ Ow! 🎵  Take it away, Shark! 😝🤘

Mr. Shark: *Snores in the backseat as his big head snoozes on top of a certain, annoyed Snake*

Ms. Human: *Vibes along with her boyfriend as she lip sings to Micheal Jackson's Smooth Criminal*  🎵Annie, are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay? There's a sound at the window. Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie—?🎵  😜🤌

Mr. Piranha: Urrrgg!! Stupid pigs!! 😠  *Piranha viciously taps his phone screen, then accidentally drops it from fumbling with it too much*  Ahhh dang it! I was so damn close!! 😤😤  *He groans as he crossed his arms like a hissy-fit child* 

Ms. Human: *Leans forward to pick up the phone below her car seat, and gives it back to her fish friend*  Here you go, buddy 🙂📱

Mr. Piranha: Thanks, hermana 😊  *He smiles before playing Angry Birds again* 

Mr. Wolf: *Lowers the radio to take a peek over to Piranha's game. He shook his head*  Piranha, you gotta put that phone away, we're almost in pig territory. 😒

Ms. Human: Oh, let him have it, Wolf. 😅  *The young woman ruffled Piranha's head fins*  Besides, we're not gonna be at the police-station until about, fifteen minutes, so we got time.

Mr. Piranha: See, Chico, I can play on my phone till I'm done 😏

Mr. Wolf: *Serious, but half teasing* Myla, darlin . . . 😌 we have to be consistent with the crew, not spoil them to much.

Ms. Human: *Smirks over to the handsome anthro wolf driving next to her*  Hehe, that's not what you say any time you let me spoil you on a date night, furbaby. 😏